Don’t you know, that I don’t care?

Don’t you know that I don’t care
that today is St. Patrick’s Day?
I was going to dress her in a “Kiss Me, I’m Irish” onesie.

Don’t you know that I don’t care
who won Best Actor at the Oscars?
I was going to watch Peter Pn with her.

Don’t know you know that I don’t care
who’s going to win March Madness?
I was going to teach her how to dribble behind her back.

Don’t you know that I don’t care
about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle?
I was going to bring her to my sister’s wedding.

Don’t you know that I don’t care
that spring is coming?
We buried her in winter.

Don’t you know that this knife
is permanently stuck in my neck
and if you pull it out I will bleed to death?

And don’t you know, that I don’t care.