no, i will never have to deal with it

people do not mean to be careless
(and i know i can be, too)

the jokes abound about girls vs boys
(and each one always stings)

it’s an armor i can’t seem to attach
(it’s always slipping off my body)

“you’ll never have to deal with this!”
(the moms exclaim with their daughter woes)

“no, i will never have to deal it,” i mumble
(and it haunts me everyday)